Custom novelty cards, built in four quick steps.

Pick the design you want — the older Texas layout or the 2025 one, horizontal or vertical — add the details, upload two photos, and order on your own or with friends for group pricing.

Start your card

Clearly fictional keepsakes. Not government documents, not valid identification.

Two modern-style novelty identification cards on a light desk

How it works

01
Pick your design
A state, a university student ID, or Canada/UK — then old or new, horizontal or vertical.
02
Fill in the details
Name, birthday, height, weight, hair and eyes — the same info printed on the card.
03
Upload two photos
A clear headshot of the figure and a photo of their autograph.
04
Pay and we ship
Venmo or Cash App, about 2–3 weeks total, discreet packaging, tracking posted to your order.

Every card includes one free copy — and the more cards in your group, the cheaper each one gets.

Step 1 of 5 · State

Where the card is from

State
Design
Details
Photos
Review

Choose your state

Pick a state, a university student ID, or a Canada/UK card.

States

University student IDs

Canada & UK

Pick a state to continue

Good to know

Novelty only: Clearly fictional keepsakes. Not government documents and not valid identification.
One free copy: Every card you order comes with a free second copy at no extra cost.
Group pricing: Price is based on the total cards in your group — down to $80 each at 8+.
2–3 weeks: Work starts once payment lands; tracking and photos go out around the one-week mark.
Discreet shipping: Everything arrives in plain, unmarked packaging.
Questions?: Reach out on Snapchat — we ask for your username at checkout so we can reply.